Sunday, May 31, 2009

Friday, May 29, 2009

paging doctor b-shans


"hey, those drums don't belong to you, fuck face."
"that's a 40 dollar cymbal!"

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

things are worse than ever!


no spine or kickers.
cops are always launching the fly box
and wrecking the coping.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Sunday, May 17, 2009

burt reynolds


eat your heart out, antwuan.
cree can out wacky-tattoo you any day of the week.

maroon


justin's back...in style

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

rats


i got drunk and lost my bat.
if you see him tell him i love him
and miss him very much.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

nay sayers


a lot of people were quick to criticize paul saying that his new sponsor
wasnt a real sponsor and that hes just a drunk and that he was gonna stop
getting cov and just concentrate on being a full time booze hound. here he is
proving them wrong with his go to backside fiver on this massive hubba in
the heart of teen-pregnancy country.

Friday, May 8, 2009


fuck your clothes.
im drunk.

Monday, May 4, 2009

consequential


big CONGRATULATIONS to highfive local paul moncrieeffe for getting sponno
by whiskey sours. look for this ad in next months issue of rock hard bodies.
drinks on paul for the rest of summer!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

NEW LCBO CLASSICS


THESE BLAZE HAMMERS BE SHIT FIRE

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